Sunday 30 December 2007

Travel Plans

Well, I've finished my teaching work at Longre - Xi'an, and im planning out the rest of my trip. More details later but for now...

Xi'an to Kunming (warm sunshine, stone forest)
Kunming to Guilin (someone famous said something about the most beautiful scenery under heaven)
Guilin to Hong Kong (that place)
Hong Kong to Manila (Philippines)
back to Hong Kong
Hong Kong to Xiamen (port town)


Xiamen to Shanghai, Wuxi, Huangshan in Anhui province (all close.. well ish)
Shanghai to Seoul (Korea)
Seoul to Hiroshima (Japan)
to Kyoto
to Tokyo
Home

see you then!

Thursday 20 December 2007

China's low budget Titanic

Listen out of your window during the day in south Xi'an and you could be forgiven for thinking an out of season Ice-cream van was plying its trade.

In fact, what you are hearing is the warning cry of a truck of doom. Spraying water over the road and any hapless pedestrian not moving out of the way fast enough, it slowly progresses up and down the streets, blaring out a mobile phone ringtone version of Celine Dion's "My heart will go on" with each high note ever so slightly out of tune.

Alternatively and slightly less painfully a similar sounding "Happy Birthday" repeating endlessly is the tune of preference for a second truck driver.

Wednesday 19 December 2007

Chinese DVDs

So you can walk into any number of stores and hand over 10 yuan (66pence) and receive in exchange, a very nicely boxed DVD with one or multiple films hidden on its shinny surface.

Many of the covers are excellently designed, though occasionally the films description on the back of the box can leave a lot to be desired. This is NOT the case with the DVD box for the film "Material Girls". What else could you possibly want from a DVD box than an honest and open review of the contents? On the other hand, it might be better to get someone who can read english to copy paste the review from the internet next time. (the image on the right... go on have a click)

Tuesday 18 December 2007

There's Ink Everywhere

Proped up against the Xi'an city wall and tucked around the corner from the south gate you will find art street. There are numerous shops selling paint brushes, inks, paper, carvings, paintings, musical instruments... you get the idea. After I finish my volunteer work in 2 weeks time I am planning to stay in a hostel on art street for a few days to get used to living on my own in China, and because it looks like a cool place to stay.


And I haven't yet mentioned you can get a big plate of pork or beef dumplings for 66pence here.
Or that the hostel is 2pounds a night for a bed, or 4 pounds for your own room.

Monday 26 November 2007

A Tree An Elephant And A Hat

No this title is not the start of a bad joke, I went to Beijing for the weekend. There I got to visited China's Garden wall; very impressive, very pretty but a little excessive; most people make do with a hedge for privacy. This was the section at Mu Tian Yu.









The forbidden city



Tianamen Square










Sweet Potatoe Salesman (with cool on the move weighing scales) and KFmrLees?


















Oh and the reason for the title...
the following are the chinese characters for beijing (yeah a tree and an elephant with a hat).

北京

Sunday 18 November 2007

Im on top of a Mountain

What the hell am I doing? I'm not covered in Bee's, just at the top of a mountain with ridiculously steep sides. Huashan has a reputation for being the most dangerous mountains in the world (100 deaths a year.. tip if someone fell off 3 days ago, today is a bad day to visit). But they have improved the paths, put in railings (in most places) and there is even an austrian cable car up to the north peak now. Still, you couldn't help wondering.

But it was beautiful, a gorgeous day despite forecasts of fog and clouds and well... take a look.


















The red ribbons are for luck, the paddlocks are left by visitors to the mountain (get your name engraved on your padlock for 20yuan) for good luck also. The golden gate up near the north peak has something to do with it.




It did take three buses to get us to the cable cars, which was slightly bizare. We caught a bus, to catch a bus to get tickets to get on a bus to...

Thursday 15 November 2007

Ni Jiao Shenme Mingzi?

James or thanks to my students, Tian Ying Hua 田英华 aka Field (family name translates directly into a surname) Ying - england, Hua - abrv* for China. So English Chinese good relations basically. A tad on the girly side, seeing as Hua said with another tone means flower... but I can live with that. And yes, I can write my name.





*abrv is an abbreviation by the way; but you have to guess what for.

Saturday 10 November 2007

Its like riding a bike on the Xi'an City Wall

You never forget how hard you held onto the handle bars of the tandem bicyle or the menacing row of pot holes swiftly approaching. The Xi'an city wall is well worth a wander. We walked around half of its 8 and a half mile length (in a rectangular shape) and cycled the rest. Hopefully I will have a video of the death tricycle ride home uploaded soon.


Half way point, the north gate is hiding somewhere beneath the castle/fort in this photo


This is Xi'an train station as viewed from the city wall


Slightly less prosperous parts of the city


Ma Jiang (Ma Jong) being played by a group of friends (we assume)


The south east corner of the city wall

Thursday 1 November 2007

China Horror Picture Show

I have no idea what Halloween is about but Clare organised a cake and CCS staff found some pumpkins. Following on from a shopping spree for cheap tacky items and weird and wonderful clothing; well just have a look at the photo.

Wednesday 31 October 2007

Fire Crackers and Break Ins

One of the staff memembers Anna has a friend getting married last Sunday, to which we were invited.

Arriving at the grooms appartment block to see a massive long line of fire crackers, a couple of guests casually having a smoke next to them. After someone broke one off and set it off for a loud bang and a laugh, we all wondered what the whole row would sound like.

It sounded spectacular! And looked it as well, even in bright early morning sunshine with bits of shrapnel flying off all over the place. Then off to the brides house, the groom leaving in a car dressed up very cooly in its own rows of flowers.

At the brides house, after the mandatory firecrackers are let off, the groom (well mostly his friends) literally break into the place. I only heard it from the bottom of the stairs but once in the brides house, they find her cousin/brother guarding the door to her bedroom. After some shouting at each other and laughter, they then proceed to try and drag the cousin away from the door and he puts up a real fight. Once out the way its, Yi Ar San and break through the door to find the bride sitting up on her bed with her pristine dress around her.

There is an eat the egg gloopy mixture ceremony for the husband and wife before he carrys her away all the way to the car downstairs, being hounded at the door by the wifes auntie who they first try to pay off with a red envelope, then literally push her aside (all in good humour).

Around to the new appartment, bang go firecrackers and a quick look around. Then off to the hotel for a meal and ceremony.

The ceremony seems to be conducted more like a stand up comedy gig. After the couple walk to the stage with the famous music playing in the background, and speaches by every family member going; random games insue. The couple try to bow to each other but are pushed forward by the friends, the couple have to adress their parents like little children. And then we are invited up on stage to say a few words? It seemed to be greatly appreciated however. And after a short speach in English it fell to me to try and copy the garbled local dialect that was said to me, which got a loud laugh from the 100 or so people gathered there. Followed by someone from another part of china giving me something else to try and say - apparently both times it was "from my home town" but who knows.

Straight after the meal, middayish... everyone packs up and leaves, and that was it.

Tuesday 30 October 2007

Carrying bike up mountain gives you long life

On saturday the 27th we got up early to go for a hike up a valley in a mountainous area near Xi'an. The advice given to people not enjoying the short drive up the start of the valley was to close your eyes but we have done this many times before.

The first thing you noticed was the air... it was clean mountain filtered air. The air quality in Xi'an is terrible, adding a ghostly quality to distant buildings, but here the mist was genuine 100% water vapour mist.

The second thing you noticed was how beautiful the area was.


















The third thing was that the toilet consisted of two walls about 5 and a half feet high; presumably they hadn't seen a James when they designed them.

The walk was lovely, with pictures to proove it. Chinese people seem to hike in very large groups and about a quarter of them seem to be carrying bikes with them. Whether this is extra excercise or just because they don't trust anywhere to tie them up at the base of the walk was unclear.

Sunday 28 October 2007

Chengdu

First, sorry I have neglected my blog for a week, monday night and tuesday were spent in bed feeling sorry for myself but enough about that. As I very briefly wrote, last weekend involved an hour and a half plane trip to Chendgu. A group of 6 of us went and had a great time.

Our evening meal, after it was suggested to us that we try hot pot at some point in China and especially at its home - Chengdu was the weirdest meal anyone in our group had ever had. A huge vat of bubbling liquid was placed in the middle of our table on a bunsen burner, while three waitresses fought over who was going to sell us a beer. We were then talked loudly at for five minutes to choose items from the menu, which were then brought and put into the bubbling pot of hot liquid. On our return we found it was more usual to cook on piece at a time while holding it with your chopsticks; but I think they had become a little impatient with us.


The rest of the meal consisted on laughing, fending off waiters and fishing for the bits of meat doing laps to the bottom of the pool spurred on by the convection currents in the cauldron.

Our trip out of the city to see a gigantic buddha which had been carved into the rock face of a mountain followed. It was gigantic, crossing the river would have let you see it all.


















The surroundings and the buildings were beautiful. Our lunch was much calmer than the hot pot; a very nice lady guarding the back gates to the area let us sneak out to a wee family restaurant, though an old gentleman being shouted at by his wife for trying to offer us a large lump of some sort of meat was interesting.









The next day started early to catch the Pandas at the largest breeding vacility in China (and presumably the world) having their breakfast. Feel free to say "awww" (oh and I think the Panda in the second Photo suits the name John).


Then, when I got back... they had a party ready and waiting to suprise me. Pass the parcel, musical chairs, a banner and a cake. Perfect weekend.

Chinese Pepsi Bottle

There are plenty of examples of "Engrish" about; the local store Trust Mart has shelves of note books with some of the strangest poems and phrases on. However the funniest lost in translation example we have seen, has to be the label on the side of bottle of Pepsi. Somehow the cool soft drink for people that are so hip they never need to wear a belt image... doesn't quite come off.

Sunday 21 October 2007

A gigantic Buddha, a red panda and a foreign girl

Went to Chengdu for the weekend, its in Sichuan - China; about and hour and a half flight from Xi'an. With 5 others I saw the most gigantic Buddha, with many temples scattered about and an awesome wee restaurant. Sunday brought Panda's; adult, infant and wee red ones. Clare managed to organise a "hold a red panda" session for the lot of us... picture of the most adorable creature being held by me to be put up soon. Lastly when we got back... my first suprise birthday party ever with a present of some wine labelled "foreign girl" just so I could say I picked one up while I was out here apparently. A lot more to be told about everything later, but for now here is our Chengdu group.


(anna, elizabeth, james, clare, ped, nancy)

Wednesday 17 October 2007

Would Yao Ming or Jackie Chan win in a fight?

So, new lesson idea that seemed to go down very well... debating sessions. Gets everybody talking, a wee bit of writing preparation before hand and it might even be possible to keep it going for the full two hours.

The tricky bit is finding topics that aren't politically or culturally contraversial. So far we have looked at weather chinese or english is a harder language to learn, and if sports are better than computer games.

Coming up next, would Yao Ming (famous chinese basketball player) or Jackie Chan win in a fight? Any more suggestions welcome, but here are some photos from the first class... wo keye pai jaopian ma?



22 floors up with 15 students

Yesturday a happy coincidence of nice weather, open windows and me teaching on the 22nd floor of a building, means I have some nice overhead photos for you all. These will hopefully give you a better idea about the city of Xi'an.





Saturday 13 October 2007

And you think they stand still outside Buckingham Palace

Yes its the world famous, london visiting, motionly disadvantaged Terracotta Warriors. One Gigantic Hall with around 6000 of these guys in, (they have only uncovered 1000 so far... the soldiers in the next pit were more varied and interesting and after 10 years ever the archaeologists fancied a change). Very cool, very tall (6'2" some of them) with authentic weapons made from a bronze,tin,lead alloy. Chemistry lesson came in useful, our guided didn't know what the third metal was, but Pb broke the language barrier.

Final note to those who may follow in our tourist shaped footsteps; when the gift shop tells you 100yuan for the box of 5 replica soldiers, within 2 minutes walk back to the car park you will be offered the same thing for 20, ok no 10, ok no 5 for you one dollar!


(Pit number 1, yes they are the heads of chinese tourists to the bottom left)


(Pit number 2, you might notice the wee bit of yellow on one of the guys necks... original colouring oooooh)


(and finally, archer guy who apparently has the same silhouette as the shape of shaanxi province)